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I Told You So #5

by Lewis | May 2, 2018 | The Spleen | 0 comments

My grand-daughter is mixed race. I am proud of her. I am proud of her parents for seeing another person to fall in love with and not the colour of their skin. So when activists from a political party call (and I suspect, some of its MP’s think it) the...

I Told You So #4

by Lewis | May 8, 2017 | The Spleen | 1 comment

How I sometimes feel about situations: Me: You’re on fire. Them: Yes, we are. Join us Me: Mmm… I don’t think so. I mean – doesn’t it hurt? Them: Yes, join us. Me: I really don’t think so. If it’s hurting and going to...

I Told You So #3

by Lewis | Nov 9, 2016 | The Spleen | 0 comments

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I Told You So #2

by Lewis | Jul 18, 2016 | The Spleen | 0 comments

I have a dog.

She is a beautiful dog. Only problem is, she is a stay at home dog.

I Told You So

by Lewis | Jun 30, 2016 | The Spleen | 0 comments

Every day since the EU Referendum I’ve awoken to find that it’s still not a fevered dream created by the ingestion of too many red Smarties, absinthe and sucking the milk of crack-addicted whores.

Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word

by Lewis | Jun 24, 2016 | The Spleen | 0 comments

How do I do it? How do I say sorry to my two year old grand-daughter about what happened today? I could tell her that this may be a new and interesting world that she will live in – but I don’t believe that. I could tell her that not much will change and...