Spotted this meme on hastalasiesta.org and thought ‘hey why not? it might even throw up something accurate. 😉
So after having to trawl through three pages of other Sarah’s blogs with their own Sarah Needs’ posts. I managed to scrape a list together. The idea is to type your first name followed by needs, with both words in quotes “Sarah needs” into Google. Then make a list of the first ten sentences that contain that term..
Sarah Needs A Cold Shower
Really? I think someone else would probably disagree on that point. Plus.. have you felt the average temperature right now?
Sarah needs a livejournal!
I really don’t.
Sarah needs to address her overdrafts
Okay, there is some truth in this one.
Sarah Needs Help
No comment !
Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!
Woo yeh ! Life affirming stuff. My God ! Do you think Google really can read minds??
Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive
The rest of this sentence should read “the frequent bouts of hyperventilating anger at the tv and it’s neverending trail of celebrity crap and reality/humiliation programming.”
Sarah Needs to Vent
Sarah needs to review with Judy the recommended follow-up tests
A good dose of quality podcasts should do the trick. As soon as I can breathe again..
Sarah needs to grow up
Oh come now, it’s only a meme.. what harm can it do? Apart from clutter up the intenet for the next few weeks.
Sarah needs a root canal
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