Monthly Archive for January, 2004

The Old Dark House

Ok. I have something of a confession to make.

I love old, dark house movies.

Baronial mansions fog bound on lonely moors or in swamps, trapdoors, hidden passages in the library, sinister butlers, clocks that strike thirteen, Bob Hope, bogus policemen, families with dark secrets, disappearing bodies, clawed hands coming out of the paneling, cats, canaries, Arthur Askey and “Stinker” Murdoch, ghost trains, haunted lighthouses, smugglers, Gale Sondergaard, fifth columnists, Lionel Atwill, mysteries, wax museums, abandoned railway stations, mad scientists, Ghost Catchers, Will Hay, windmills, hidden treasure, Moore Morriot and Graham Moffatt.

Love them. The older and more black and white the better. Even the scratches, dirt and sound clicks give them appeal. I’ve never fully understood the quest for better restoration. A glossy print seems to take away something, and all their old world charm and feeling of a more simpler, elegant age many a time makes me feel I’m lacking something indefinable in my life at times.

The comic-book world doesn’t do this genre often. Like most movies today, it concentrates on the horror format. Having an old tramp telling 30 year old teenagers not to go up to the old house/holiday camp/lake/American South, is easier than evoking a feeling of unease by having Dwight Frye look at you funny (and only the first season of Scooby Doo counts. Hanna-Barbara’s cheapness with the rest of it goes against it.*)

Maniac Killer © Richard Sala

Maniac Killer © Richard Sala

There is hope though for the genre and it comes from Richard Sala. Sala’s latest collection, Maniac Killer Strikes Again, brings back all the gruesomeness inherent in such tales. And when you have characters like Mr. Murmur and The Wheezer, you know that you are back in a time when mysterious strangers in trench coats hung around fog shrouded street corners and streetwise female reporters poked their noses into what didn’t concern them.

These short stories are earlier pieces and Sala’s style brings a lot of comparison with the British comic-strip artist Steve Appleby. But with the use of line to create shadow, an almost woodblock like tone with lots of black and quirky, off-putting angles, Sala gives every tale a delicious strangeness that feels like a dark, stormy night.

Dusty libraries and houses where giant curtains billow in the wind are Sala’s playground and I can just see him lugging a curiously shaped sack over his shoulder and taking it down to the docks or strange professor who never leaves his crumbling watch-tower. Creepy, old dark house movies have never had such a better champion, hard to believe he lives in sunny California.

Sala’s other main work is The Chuckling Whatsit. A more well-rounded piece that utilizes Sala’s style better. The weird characters and innocent abroad are given more room to breathe, and the locations and storyline given the right type of serial movie feel. Fell deeds and adventurers are the order of the day, with femme fatales more than willing to let you fall into their trap. For any lover of an older, darker style of detective tale, both these graphics are recommended.

Maniac Killer Strikes Again and The Chuckling Whatsit are both by Richard Sala and published by Fantagraphic Books and published by Fantagraphic Books.

* Little comic-book anecdote here.
Serge Arragones is the writer and artist of Groo, one of the funniest comics on the market. His translator and friend for the series is Mark Evanier, who has also done a lot of television work in animation scripting. At a convention panel once, Arragones and Evanier were asked what was the most embarrassing thing they had ever done. Arragones gave his reply and Evanier then gave his, “I invented Scrappy Doo”.

Silence in the room. A pin dropped.

” And it was at this point”, says Evanier. “Whilst all the rest of the panel was edging away from me in disgust and the audience were beginning to advance with knives and rope. That I finally realized what horror I had inflicted on the world”.

The Chuckling Watsit © Richard Sala

The Chuckling Watsit © Richard Sala

It’s the End of the World As We Know it…

…… It’s the end of the world as we know it

Sigh… the weather forecast is predicting the Arctic Blast, so I guess we can expect the entire country to grind to a halt 60 seconds after the first snowflake falls and then the complete collapse of the free market economy about an hour later. I know we don’t get much snow (here in the Midlands at least) but you’d think we were living on the equator the way a bit of cold weather dominates the news. Trains will be late, roads won’t get gritted, cats and dogs living together, in the streets !

As you can see I’m trying to keep up the sketching, at the moment I’m trying to stick up at least one sketch per week on here, and more in the sketchbook galleries This is probably one of the better ones to date, I’ve ditched the old faithful Rotring tikky pencil and gone back to old fashioned sharpen-as-you-go fellers.

The Golden Globes are about to start in the US. The Return of the King is up for the following:

* Best Motion Picture, Drama

* Best Director: Peter Jackson

* Best Original Score: Howard Shore

* Best Original Song: €œInto “The West”€ Lyrics By: Howard Shore, Fran Walsh, Annie Lennox

So what do I think it will get? Zip, bupkiss, nada. I’ll eat my slippers if it wins anything, not that I’m cynical of course, just resigned to it. I don’t think though that the old mantra “The Golden Globes are a good indicator of what will win at the Oscars” will apply this year. I really do think Peter Jackson will probably walk off with best Picture and Best Director this year. The problem I have is that I don’t think TRotK really deserves it, I think PJ does; as a recognition of the achievement of all three films, but not for this particular film, it’s not the strongest. I’ve made my (somewhat unpopular) opinion abundantly clear in The Halls of Mandos so I won’t bang on about it here, again..

benny I almost forgot, as an update to my previous blog about Benny, and losing his precious (to me) photo when I lost my purse, this is the replacement photo my mum sent me, it’s a thumbnail providing linkage to the full image. Aint he a beaut? .. or was, rather.

Tony Blair is backpedalling for Britain over the top-up fees for university students. Quite honestly I’ll laugh my arse off if the vote goes against him this week. Plus he has the Hutton Inquiry findings to contend with as well. It has been said that if the Hutton Inquiry findings lay responsibility at his door then his position will become “untenable”. I think I’ll wait for that to materialise before I rant about that.

Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, Tony.

Off to trawl around while I wait for the Globes to start.

Control the Vertical

It’s a sad fact in every comic-book reader’s life, that we all get jaded by the genre now and then. Plots get repetitive, art seems more and more slap-dash, writers run out of good ideas and then want to inflict everything they see as wrong with the world upon the poor reader, who wants nothing more than something entertaining or thought-provoking.

But then, something will come along to remind said reader how much fun comics can be. Something exciting, with good ideas carried out well by both author and artist. Something funny and with a sense of pace that makes you think, “God! I’d love to see that on the big/small screen”. The author Lil Shepherd gave one of the best definitions of a comic-book when she said that it was the transition between the printed word and the moving image. Global Frequency by Warren Ellis/Various hits a home run on this aptly.

The Global Frequency is a semi-secret rescue organization, partly funded by the G8 countries, with a 1001 members across the world. All linked by the internet, all at the top of their professions, it will include professors, assassins, mercenaries, scientists, magicians, policemen, Para-psychologists, Le Parkour runners. All will drop whatever they are doing at the moment and come to people’s aid when the head of Global Frequency, Miranda Zero, calls.

Global Frequency © Warren Ellis

Global Frequency © Warren Ellis

The disasters they have to sort out are not the Thunderbird, fire in a building/giant crocodile type though. No, the members of Global Frequency have to stop such events like a black hole opening over San Francisco, defeating a real-life 500 million dollar man, a memetic alien virus, terrorists releasing an Ebola virus over London from the London Eye.

What Ellis and the artists give these tales is a sense of pace and excitement, each story is a single adventure with the only constant being Miranda Zero and Aleph (her ever-vigilant Watchman, who contacts each of the members needed for the assignment and relays information from every other member on the Frequency to those on the ground). Think the BBC’s Spooks with better resources and attitude.

And that’s the kind of organization that should be picking up the rights to make stories such as these. With its episodic nature, Global Frequency is ready made for television and would prove a lot better than what passes for programming today. Ellis litters each tale with throw-away ideas that deserve a whole story to themselves and lesser writers would mess up by explaining them. Each artist (including Steve Dillon, David Lloyd, Glenn Fabry, Jon J Muth) acquit themselves admirably, bringing just what the story needs.

The standout tale in this first collection is the one concerning the Le Parkour runner and the Ebola virus. Le Parkour runners treat urban cities like obstacle courses. Tarzan with buildings. You’ve seen the BBC advert with the guy running across the rooftops? That’s Le Parkour.

Global Frequency © Warren Ellis

© Warren Ellis

Ellis and Lloyd make it more relevant by making the terrorists, young, white students and the runner an East End Indian girl who knows nothing about bombs or Ebola viruses. As Aleph and Miranda Zero relay information to her, she races across London to the Eye and the excitement and tension mounts. If you start to hum your favorite disaster theme (Thunderbirds, Mission Impossible, Bond) whilst reading, you’ll begin to see what Ms.Shepherd means.

As said, Global Frequency is the kind of thing that should be on television today. The BBC or ITV would be onto a winner if they did produce it and both should look into seeing if the rights are available. As it is, for the moment, it’s the comic-book world that wins.

Treat yourself to something that’s fun and exciting, with solid, interesting writing and fast paced art.

Global Frequency is written by Warren Ellis with art by Garry Leach, Glenn Fabry, Steve Dillon, Roy Martinez, Jon J Muth, David Lloyd and David Baron. Published by Wildstorm Comics, priced £10.95.